Why shouldn’t you eat Plants or mow the lawn?

Meat Tastes Good

It is AMAZING how good meat tastes, in almost any form it is delicious. In a burger patty, in a cooked steak, in pulled pork, even in all of it’s different ways, meat always tastes great!

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Smell Your Grass Scream

You know the smell of freshly cut grass? That is the smell of chemicals that grass releases when it is killed to warn other grass. It is basically your grass crying in pain.

Plants Feel Pain When They Are Eaten

A number of studies have shown that plants feel pain, and vegetables are picked and often eaten while still alive. Animal rights activists are often in the news, but has anyone ever protested for vegetable rights? -Phil Cohen, Sydney, Australia

Good for the Environment

Lawnmowers are usually gas, which makes Carbon Dioxide, and if all the plants are eaten, there won’t be any plants left to turn that Carbon Dioxide to Oxygen.

What We Are Doing ?

Here at the People for Ethical Treatment of Plants and Vegetables, we eat herbivores for breakfast, second breakfast, brunch, lunch, snack time, supper, dinner, and midnight snack. We go the extra mile and eat omnivores, like swine. We often wrap our herbivores with said omnivores, eg. bacon wrapped steak. A few of our favorite meats include, but are not limited to:

Steak, Short Ribs, Long Ribs, Baby Back Ribs, Bacon, Pork Chops, Bacon, Lamb Shank, More Bacon, Venison, Chicken Breast, Chicken Wings, and did I say Bacon?

We Love Meat

Join if you love eating meat. Any meat, Light Meat, Dark Meat, Poultry. Spare plants the torture of being eaten; eat more meat today!

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Think Green ! Save Plants by eating meat!

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Fish

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Chicken

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Pork

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